*drool

Today I saw the hottest. man. ever.
I was very innocently sitting at my desk looking up t-shirts, because that's the kind of important work my boss has me do in the mornings, and he walks in. If it wasn't for my puma-like reflexes, my mouth would have probably hung slack at this man's tall, built, blondie-ness. He turns to me and gives me that kind of eye contact that says, "Hey boo. Underneath those ill-fitting clothes I can tell you are stack of curves I would like to get to know. I am going to look past the box-like frumpy shape your uniform makes you and give you the official 'whats up?'". Oh wait, wha? You're also an Paramedic Hottie? My own personal Para-McDreamy? It was at that point I exploded.

Let me tell you why this is pathetic. (Something tells me you are making up your own reasons already - meaning you Mariana).The man was wearing full camo. He had a Nascar hat that was tore to pieces. He had just returned from hunting pigs on our Forest, that when they catch them - they slit their throats and turn them into sausage. He looked like he was probably a gun-toting, card carrying member of the Libertarian Party. What the hell is wrong with me? I swear, Republican men are like the Devil's candy.



ps. Nick still makes me absolutely crazy ga-ga stupid for him, so no worries. And if Para-McDreamy really got up in my hottness, I would have to politely say, "No. I got something twenty times better in Texas." Cuz I get my sexy Army Ranger, gun-shooting, short-hair, Manly-like-a-real-man boyfriend who also votes Democratic and is willing to watch Twilight with me :-)

Well, have you?

Have you ever had dozens of ladybugs fornicating on you while you try to do your job?

Oh the joys of being a Forester...

My life is too many pieces

So normally I dont really write in my blog that much because my life is pretty boring. I go to work, I come home, shower, eat, talk to Nick, watch TV, repeat. It's so boring in fact when I was asked recently, "So what are you're hobbies? What do you like to do in your spare time?" I. had. no. answer. Sigh, pathetic.
Anyway, but there reason I haven't written recently is actually because I have too much stuff going on. I can't think of a way to condense it into cute little stories. So fuck it. Here it is in disjointed thoughts. I will at least put them in chronological order.
1. Monday - Nick left after spending 6 days here. It's a hard thing for me because the time we're together is such a small fraction of our total time together, but it's the only time I feel normal. When he's here life feels sparkly and fun.
Most of all though is he makes me feel normal. Wanna be violent and punch REALLY hard for slug bugs? Go ahead and hit me. Wanna make funny noises for no apparent reason? Aaa-dorable. Want to talk yourself in awkward circles cuz you're embaressed? Hil-arious.
Then he left and I have have a tendency to stare at the passenger seat and wonder where is he? It just seems natural that he's always supposed to be there, so why is he always gone?
2. Tuesday - Barack Obama got elect. I cried like a baby. Democrats got the Senate, Gubenetorial and House. I will do this only once to Bear & Chad for payback for the past eight years... "How you like dem apples!!!!!!???!!!" *sticks out tongue*
3. Tuesday - Prop 8 passed and I was supremely disappointed that on a day we overcame such predujice and ignorance from the past, we just kept going on the same damn path of inequality. Oh yes, two adult tax-paying citizens who love each other can't get married because religions say its wrong even though we have seperation of church and state. Sigh.
4. Wednesday - I moved out of my parents house! Yay! Finally! No more futon lovin' when Nick comes into town. No more of my mom's snoring when I am trying to go to bed! No more mom waking me up clanging dishes in the morning! Whheeee!

I think that is all...