+ Toby Keith must perform in front of an at least 20 foot tall American flag, otherwise his voice comes out in a perfect falsetto.
+ Toby Keith is not a red-blooded American. He is in fact a red-white-and-blue-blooded American.
+ Toby Keith bathes in the tears of the Dixie Chicks.
+ Toby Keith is not white collar. Collars are for commies.
+ Toby Keith's song "Angry American" was actually written to target the Democrats.
+ Killer dolphins are trained by the sweet baritone of Toby Keith's voice.
+ Underneath Toby Keith's cowboy hat is the nest of an American bald eagle.
+ Toby Keith refers to his boots as 'Qaeda Kickers.
+ Toby Keith can prolong his erection by singing the National Anthem.
+ Jack Daniel's secret filtration technique involves Toby Keith's used socks.
9 years ago
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