Reasons Why Skype Is Evil

1. Because I am by my computer to talk on the phone now, I get very distracted playing solitaire.
2. I used to have to wait until 9 to talk to Nick, but now I can talk anytime of day. Therefore I want to talk ALL times of the day. It's made me very needy.
3. You cannot touch boyfriend even though you can see him.
4. You cannot sex boyfriend even though you can see him.
5. I haven't figured out how to talk to anyone else on Skype. Mariana, where are the wonders of chugging contests you were telling me about?
6. For some reason whenever I talk on it, I have a nightmare that night. Is staring at a webcam bleeding my brain?
7. It made me fall in love with it so quickly, now I am addicted.