T-day Thanksgiving

things i learned in texas:

- Texans have never heard of vegetables. only lard.
- Tell a Texan that you would like the "taco no meat", they say "would you like it with chicken?"
- I can freakishly do way more decline push-ups than regular ones. mostly because I am a savage.
- Mushy words are nice. But helping you, protecting you, and trying to anticipate your needs is much nicer.
- Mexico has a big flag demonstrating to the US their pride. We have a GIANT-could-be-seen-from-space lit up U.S.A. across an entire mountain range to say "fuck you guys".
- For a town of 100,000+ people, El Paso has nothing to do.
- Never, ever go on Dire Street.
- Always check the coolant levels.
- Doesn't matter if you only worked out your arms, you will not be able to use your left calf for 3 days.
- Never assume the roommate isn't home.