- Make your bed every day
- Wash behind your ears
- Wash your lady parts (don't worry, I figured that one out myself)
- Don't talk to strangers
- It's impolite to scratch yourself in public
- Write "Thank You" cards
- Don't interrupt people when they're talking
Things That May Have Been Unconventional That My Mom DID Tell Me
- Sex is the best thing ever
- Smoking pot every once in a while won't kill you
- You don't have to finish your plate or eat food you don't want to
- You have large calves, and maybe shouldn't wear short dresses
- Be as crazy as you want
- Say what you want
- Waiting for a man to do something for you is ridiculous
- Always have enough money to escape
- You don't have to apologize for being who you are and doing what you want
- Marry a man who can fix things
- You're my favorite kid
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