For Mariana, a little blast from the past.

Liz's Perfect Man:
Big, pursed lips
Makes me tea
Is on time (I am hyper-actively puntual. he'll give me a coronary otherwise)
Bakes with me
Makes me laugh everyday (still true!)
Teaches me about something new (still true!)
Tells me I am beautiful (still true!)
Hugs, cradles and nuzzles well (so true!)
Comfortable spending time with my friends
Content to spend the night in
Puts my name on something public (Like a skywriter? I think I just meant like a tree or something)
Clean shaven
Kisses me and holds me in public
Talks and charms my parents
I can talk with freely (I will talk to him whether he likes it or not. Its my nature)
Can express his emotions/frustrations with me (true!)
Isn't lazy (Someones gotta motivate me outta bed)
Good samaritan and person
Chivalrous
Kisses my forehead (still true!)
Holds my thigh (This is creepy for some reason)
Scratches my head
Listens to his horoscope (This is obviously a dealbreaker)
Makes me chicken soup when I am sick (Yeah, he's totally perfect for doing this. specially cuz he forgot I am a vegetarian)
Unexpected gift, unexpected time (Who doesn't love surprises?)
Snuggles in the morning (I mention snuggles a lot. Apparently its important)
Knows my favorite TV shows (At the time it was Dawson's Creek. aaawesome!)
Kisses at stop lights
Likes my laugh (This is still true and VERY important. If he hates it, we're screwed.)
Defends me
Knows magic tricks
Doesn't talk back to waiters
Doesn't wear mirrored sunglasses
Talks to pets like children
Knows the color of my eyes (They're shit brown. Fuck it up and you're retarded)
Lets me beat him in games (Why would he have to let me, when I am going to kick his ass anyway?)
Beard on the back of my neck (Seems to contradict my clean shaven requirement)
Listens
Is patient
Positively impacts my life
Drives an off-road vehicle of sorts (Very environmentally responsible of me)
Thirst for learning
Can fix things
Loves to travel
Can build things
Makes time for me
Has an accent
Is a leader (Leadership usually is conjoined with a uniform. Double bonus!)
Artistic cowboy (Yeah, yeah. I know)