I hate girls with flat stomachs. They go around wearing whatever cropped jacket or tight t-shirt they want and it looks totally rocking.
I hate girls with tiny thighs. Lithe little legs that come up to a perky butt. Good god it's all unfair.
Then I realized that to have those things, 99% of girls need to basically starve themselves. Aaaand I get to eat cake and french fries.
Therefore my life is, and always will be, better.
ps. this excludes Candace because I don't hate her at all. Maybe just a little bit of slight jealousy :-)
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9 years ago
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It's not my fault, I swear! (thanks for including the p.s.) You've seen my dad...and my mom says she feels your pain. And yes, your life will be better eating fries and cake...mmmmmm....caaake...=)
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